Whilst laying back in the not so comfortable chair at my dentist's office today, the television show 'The View' was on the small flatscreen monitor which hung from the long extension arm mounted on the wall. I only gave that full description because I should in fact get what I pay for. Anyway, the gang was interviewing some of the cast of another show called 'Virgin Diaries'. I didn't know this show existed. At first they interviewed this really pretty red headed girl who apparently just recently ended her virginity. I had to laugh. I couldn't believe her because she was really hot and seemed a little slutty. But that's not what this blog entry is about.
The next girl they interviewed was still a virgin at the age of thirty three. She was there with her fiancee. I was annoying my dental assistant because in between each x-ray I couldn't help but to keep laughing at the whole subject. They were on a television show who's audience is mostly women, promoting virginity and a show about virginity. It just made me giggle.
Here is the cheese ball of a cherry on top. During the interview they were discussing the fact of why they were waiting until marriage to have sex. Then all of a sudden, the fiancee of the 33 year old virgin reaches into his pocket and slides out of his chair down to one knee. He proposes right in the middle of the TV show in which they were promoting the TV show his wife to be is on. My first thought was, 'He must be sick and tired of waiting.' I don't care if you think that is romantic. That is just plain CHEESY...
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Why Batman is Awesome, The Movie Biz Part 2
Shall we keep chatting about movies? Alright, I'm glad you agree. Considering film making has been a passion of mine for about fifteen years now, there always has been a part of it in which I am not really fond of, the money side. I understand money is what makes most things in this world go around, but if I could make a movie for free then I wouldn't charge people to see it. Just like a painting in an art gallery, I would simply invite my closest friends and perfect strangers to view my masterpiece and enjoy it for the wonderful creation it is.
The newest and final installment of Christopher Nolan's version of the Batman series opens tomorrow and I am so excited to see it I will be doing what I normally don't. When a new movie comes out I usually wait until the next week to see it. In my older age I have grown tired of crowds and being packed into a theater like a can of tuna is not my idea of enjoying a piece of art. Luckily my schedule allows for me to go during the day so not only can I pay less for my ticket, sometimes I am the only one in the theater. It's like my very own private screening room. I can sit in the middle seat in whichever aisle I want, usually right above the center for best audio clarity. For those of you who are single, this is one of the best things to do by yourself. I love it.
Back to why Batman is so awesome. I've looked around on Fandango to find show times for the various theaters I usually attend and couldn't find any 3D showings of Batman. I wonder why that is. All the other comic book movies and every other action or kid related movie comes out with a regular 2D and 3D version. Why? Well, it's to increase our theater experience and value. It also raises the bar on the entertainment level. At least that's what they want you to believe. Do you really want to know the answer most people aren't willing to write or say? Wait a second; let me check my window to see if there are any black helicopters flying about.
The coast is clear. The real reason 3D movies exist isn't to enhance anything but the bank accounts in Hollywood. Think about it. When was the last time what I call a 'real' movie was in 3D? Probably never. This is because these movies are meant to be seen for the story it tells. The only reason certain movies need the component of allowing you to feel the effect of objects flying at you is because that's all the movie has. There is no real story, nothing for your heart to grab onto. It is just upgraded eye candy at an extra five dollars or more a ticket. I sometimes feel sorry for those of you who have three or more children who all have to see the newest re-vomited version of Spiderman in 3D. But then again, I really don't because that's part of the joy of being a parent, haha!!
It really is that simple. The reason 'Avatar' broke box office records and even beat the all-time leader 'Titanic' was because of the 3D ticket price. Without it there would be no record. On an interesting note, did you know both movies were directed by the same man? Right now the two movies are separated by 'The Avengers' sitting in second place, also due to the increased ticket price. Another fun fact, to add the Batman being awesome argument, 'The Dark Knight' is ranked fourth WITHOUT 3D. That's more tickets sold than either of the two 3D movies, so take that!
Feel free to let me know what you think...
The newest and final installment of Christopher Nolan's version of the Batman series opens tomorrow and I am so excited to see it I will be doing what I normally don't. When a new movie comes out I usually wait until the next week to see it. In my older age I have grown tired of crowds and being packed into a theater like a can of tuna is not my idea of enjoying a piece of art. Luckily my schedule allows for me to go during the day so not only can I pay less for my ticket, sometimes I am the only one in the theater. It's like my very own private screening room. I can sit in the middle seat in whichever aisle I want, usually right above the center for best audio clarity. For those of you who are single, this is one of the best things to do by yourself. I love it.
Back to why Batman is so awesome. I've looked around on Fandango to find show times for the various theaters I usually attend and couldn't find any 3D showings of Batman. I wonder why that is. All the other comic book movies and every other action or kid related movie comes out with a regular 2D and 3D version. Why? Well, it's to increase our theater experience and value. It also raises the bar on the entertainment level. At least that's what they want you to believe. Do you really want to know the answer most people aren't willing to write or say? Wait a second; let me check my window to see if there are any black helicopters flying about.
The coast is clear. The real reason 3D movies exist isn't to enhance anything but the bank accounts in Hollywood. Think about it. When was the last time what I call a 'real' movie was in 3D? Probably never. This is because these movies are meant to be seen for the story it tells. The only reason certain movies need the component of allowing you to feel the effect of objects flying at you is because that's all the movie has. There is no real story, nothing for your heart to grab onto. It is just upgraded eye candy at an extra five dollars or more a ticket. I sometimes feel sorry for those of you who have three or more children who all have to see the newest re-vomited version of Spiderman in 3D. But then again, I really don't because that's part of the joy of being a parent, haha!!
It really is that simple. The reason 'Avatar' broke box office records and even beat the all-time leader 'Titanic' was because of the 3D ticket price. Without it there would be no record. On an interesting note, did you know both movies were directed by the same man? Right now the two movies are separated by 'The Avengers' sitting in second place, also due to the increased ticket price. Another fun fact, to add the Batman being awesome argument, 'The Dark Knight' is ranked fourth WITHOUT 3D. That's more tickets sold than either of the two 3D movies, so take that!
Feel free to let me know what you think...
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
The Movie Biz
What did you do this evening? Thanks for asking. I went to a pizza place near my house for dinner and a couple beers. The event of the evening was Trivia with the topic, 90's Movies. 'Sure, this sounds fun...I'll play,' I said. For those of you who know me, you understand that this is a topic I should do very well with. As I agreed to join the game I was thinking the same thing.
After the first question was read, I knew this was going to be something I would definitely not win, place or even get anywhere close to the podium. But, it was just for fun and I really wasn't doing anything else at the time. It wasn't like my dream girl sat next to me offering to buy me a drink or sweep me off my feet to some private villa in the Fiji Islands. Which I guess this time of year wouldn't be too fun with all the possible hurricanes, tropical depression and what not.
So, when the trivia host read the third question regarding the movie 'Scream', which I had never seen nor would I watch it if you strapped me to a chair a forced me to. I would close my eyes and hum the entire time. Because I don't waste my time with watching movies of this genre. What, you don't like horror films? I saw all the horror films I needed to see when I was younger and too naive to realize that they are just movies. Once you see one horror film you have seen them all. As an adult, I understand that movies aren't real, let alone the fact that usually there isn't anyone trying to chase me in the dark with a knife or a chainsaw.
Not only did tonight strike a chord with the above subject but with the quality of movies in general and how our society watches what ever pile of celluloid (which is what film is made of, for those of you who don't know) Hollywood squeezes out of the end of the hose that is attached to the factory in Southern California. Most of the movies mentioned in tonight's trivia game were some I have never seen and will never see. But most of my society lives off this stuff. I guess most people need movies as entertainment or something to help get through two more hours of their lives rather than what movies used to be...ART.
After the first question was read, I knew this was going to be something I would definitely not win, place or even get anywhere close to the podium. But, it was just for fun and I really wasn't doing anything else at the time. It wasn't like my dream girl sat next to me offering to buy me a drink or sweep me off my feet to some private villa in the Fiji Islands. Which I guess this time of year wouldn't be too fun with all the possible hurricanes, tropical depression and what not.
So, when the trivia host read the third question regarding the movie 'Scream', which I had never seen nor would I watch it if you strapped me to a chair a forced me to. I would close my eyes and hum the entire time. Because I don't waste my time with watching movies of this genre. What, you don't like horror films? I saw all the horror films I needed to see when I was younger and too naive to realize that they are just movies. Once you see one horror film you have seen them all. As an adult, I understand that movies aren't real, let alone the fact that usually there isn't anyone trying to chase me in the dark with a knife or a chainsaw.
Not only did tonight strike a chord with the above subject but with the quality of movies in general and how our society watches what ever pile of celluloid (which is what film is made of, for those of you who don't know) Hollywood squeezes out of the end of the hose that is attached to the factory in Southern California. Most of the movies mentioned in tonight's trivia game were some I have never seen and will never see. But most of my society lives off this stuff. I guess most people need movies as entertainment or something to help get through two more hours of their lives rather than what movies used to be...ART.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
The First Post...
Hey Kids,
Here it is, what a lot of you have been asking and some maybe even begging, alright probably not begging, for a long time. I have finally decided to create a real blog. Hopefully this will not go unnoticed and all who read along will enjoy to some extent. For those of you who know me, you may understand why I entitled my blog as I did. For those who do not know me, you will soon figure out the title is very fitting.
My plan is to bring you my various thoughts, ideas and opinions about whichever topics will reveal their ugly heads to me. Eventually I want to have different categories in order to have something for everyone. Sometimes these words will be funny. Sometimes they will be very serious or life changing. But most of all I want them to stir your mind and give you something to chew on.
So, sit back, relax and enjoy what we are about to share.
Thanks for reading...
Here it is, what a lot of you have been asking and some maybe even begging, alright probably not begging, for a long time. I have finally decided to create a real blog. Hopefully this will not go unnoticed and all who read along will enjoy to some extent. For those of you who know me, you may understand why I entitled my blog as I did. For those who do not know me, you will soon figure out the title is very fitting.
My plan is to bring you my various thoughts, ideas and opinions about whichever topics will reveal their ugly heads to me. Eventually I want to have different categories in order to have something for everyone. Sometimes these words will be funny. Sometimes they will be very serious or life changing. But most of all I want them to stir your mind and give you something to chew on.
So, sit back, relax and enjoy what we are about to share.
Thanks for reading...
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